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Life Tip: Hoverboards don’t work on water…unless you have POWER

when a motherfucker touches you

cracksinteeth:

when a motherfucker touches you

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sniffybutt:

this belongs in a musuem

sniffybutt:

this belongs in a musuem

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Solve your company’s employment problem by only hiring people with an ass that won’t quit

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

Big local news story from today:  Police received reports of a woman walking a naked man on a leash along the side of a road.  When confronted by police they were clothed but when questioned copped to the act and claimed “not to be from the area and were visiting a friend”

A collection of suspicious quotation marks

A collection of suspicious quotation marks

fnoh:

American Psycho (2000)

Mary Harron

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