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Today’s only class is Anatomy & Physiology and there’s always a chapter on chemistry and everyone is flipping out and I’m just like

gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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Today’s first class was Anatomy & Physiology and I want to be like when do we get to the titty

penis-hilton:

OMFG THERE’S A PART 2

heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

Double rainbow just minutes ago!  Top picture is original and looks absolutely nothing like how it should irl.  I used the “noir” setting and it gave me this interesting exposure on the bottom. 

I forgot to mention yesterday in class I ACCIDENTALLY bumped my hand into a girl’s butt (just a tiny bit) and now I’m forever going to feel like a creep in that class.

darrynek:

turn up

darrynek:

turn up

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Tuesday classes consist of training on how to be a nursing assistant, a requirement for entry into the nursing program and one thing we covered was hand washing and it was very Rocko’s Modern Life-esque where it was like:

  • touch this sink wash your hands
  • touch the floor wash your hands
  • touch yourself wash your hands
  • turn the page wash your hands

More Leona for your viewing pleasure

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lizards don’t give a FUCK about the economy

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monetizeyourcat:

what is nasa trying to hide

monetizeyourcat:

what is nasa trying to hide