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If you die on Halloween you become a general in the skeleton war

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When Fall comes and you can finally shove all those leaves up your ass

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  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: Evangelion 3.0 came out in Japan almost two years ago and the dub still isn't on dvd
i have heard this too but i do not believe it

you will become a … TRUE BELIEVER

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I heard one time that some people in certain regions of the US refer to all soft drinks as “Coke” but what if you wanted like a root beer or a sprite how would you ask for it at a restaurant or wherever?

The next time someone says “I’m not fat I’m just big boned”: Most adult bones store fat in the form of yellow marrow in the central portion called the medullary cavity (with the exception of a couple places where there’s still red marrow like the sternum and pelvic girdle)

blowjobs-from-xenomorphs helped me to identify this spider my mom found on the side of the house today as a female yellow garden spider

blowjobs-from-xenomorphs helped me to identify this spider my mom found on the side of the house today as a female yellow garden spider